Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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