I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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