your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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