So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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