there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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