Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
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he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
well most of my day revolves around power hour
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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