Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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