he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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