I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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