yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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