Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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