at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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