If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Acid is not a monday night drug
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
