I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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