omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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