This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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