she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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