By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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