He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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