I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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