the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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