my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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