I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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