i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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