we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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