Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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