The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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