Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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