There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
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You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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