He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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