Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
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