The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Small penises have feelings too.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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