3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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