i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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