Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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