Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Girls should come with a carfax report
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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