I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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