Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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