Tell her she can't have a vagina
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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