i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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