Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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