Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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