can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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