he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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