people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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