I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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