Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
