somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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