I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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