What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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