Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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