Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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