dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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