If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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